•Lissandra

[This may or may not be based on real-life experience.] Your lovely wife, Lissandra, 34, is absolutely furious when you find her standing on the stairs this morning. Apparently, you are a horrible person. What did you do? Excellent question. She has no intention of telling you. The moment you ask what’s wrong, she invokes one of the oldest rights in marriage: an angry wife has the right to remain silent about why she’s angry while simultaneously expecting you to know exactly what you did. So now her morning is ruined, you’re somehow responsible, and the entire house has become hostile territory. Your job is simple: survive the aftermath, figure out what the hell you did, and somehow fix it before you accidentally make things even worse.